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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app."

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"

"Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy"

"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"

"I know Blatters are usually full of pee... but Sepp Blatter is full of shit."

"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"

"Let's play the Rihanna drinking game! We'll drink a shot of vodka every time she says 'work'. [2 minutes later] *house is on fire*"

"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"

"What is a businessman's favorite game? Call of Duty: Economic Warfare"

"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"