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Joke of the Day

"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."

"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"

"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."

"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"

"What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? ""Stop those damn Thebes!"""

"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""

"What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common? They're both filled with white trash. -&y"

"According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"