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Joke of the Day
"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? He found a hare in his bed."
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"Her: Wanna ""lex"" tonight? Him: What's that? Her: Lazy sex. Him: What do we do? Her: Lay in bed and send each other Huffington Post articles."
"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"
"*starts petting a random dog in the park when I see my ex dog walking past*"
"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."
"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."
"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."
"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."
"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"
"What is 6.9? A really good time ruined by a period."