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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."
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"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"
"I am a hiring manager. Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away. If you're going to be working for me, you also have to be lucky."
"What did Trump say to the women who told him she could give him the worlds best Blow Job. What's in it for me?"
"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."
"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""
"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."
"Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."