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Joke of the Day
"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"
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"What would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive."
"So my neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM... Who knocks on doors at three in the morning? It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes."
"My favorite pick up line/joke. Yo homeboy!? How about you be my Sherlock and I'll take you Holmessss!! ;)"
"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"
"If laughter was the best medicine... Your face would cure the world!"
"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."
"How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?"
"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."
"Did you hear about the cliff in Helen Keller's backyard? Neither did she."