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Joke of the Day

"Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat."

"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."

"Leap years mean nothing when you have bad knees."

"What is the difference between a Cat fish and a lawyer? One is a shit eating bottom sucker. The other one is a fish..."

"What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of ""shirt"""

"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."

"Beethoven asks his audience: ""Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?"" The audience cheers as Beethoven exclaims: ""I can't hear you!"""

"If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions."

"A frog jumped higher than a building... ...because buildings can't jump."