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Joke of the Day

"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."

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"What's the difference between yogurt and America? Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years"
"This 5p bag tax is great I can get a 10bag for 50p"
"[hanging out w mob] ""Tony sleeps with the fishes"" *they all laugh* [self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys"
"What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato? A Dicktater"
"A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME AGE ADDRESS etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''"
"Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time."
"Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats"
"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."
"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."