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Joke of the Day

"Old Chinese proverb: Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"""My mother made me a whore."" To which someone replied: ""If I supply the yarn will she make me one?"" -From *All That You Love Will Be Carried Away*"

"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"

"I'd rather take a bullet for my son than cover for him when mom asks who left the dirty dishes in the sink..."

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."

"me: honey, I'm home! [shuts door] girlfriend: (from bedroom) oh yeah harder me: if you say so [slams door]"

"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."