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Joke of the Day

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."

"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."

"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""

"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"You know what Trump and the Note 7 have in common? You know it will blow up, just not when."

"Old musicians don't die. They just decompose."

"Kissing 101: 1. Open your mouth 2. Wider, that's it. 3. Stick out your tongue 4. Then walk towards her and pray she doesn't run away."

"What do you call a smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever"