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Joke of the Day
"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."
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"What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home."
"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"
"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
"What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread."
"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."
"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."
"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"how does a robot laugh? 1010101010101"