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Joke of the Day

"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."

"My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's What has two knees and swims in the ocean? A Two-knee fish!....."

"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."

"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."

"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."

"What the difference between jews and harry potter Harry got out of the chamber alive"

"I try to have garage sales but as soon as anyone shows a slight interest in something I take it back into the house & look at it with pride."

"My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out. It's a paper-view."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you're dead."