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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"NSFW: I just realized that I've never been with a black or middle eastern girl... So I added them to my fuckit list."

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about."

"What's the tragedy with little people? They lead such short lives."

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"

"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"

"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"

"""Roses are grey, violets are grey, cars are grey, red is grey, all this shit is just grey""-guy failing a color blind test."

"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."