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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"

"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"

"What do you call Dementors that breed? Sementors."

"Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger"

"I like my women like I like my dragons... Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold."

"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"

"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."

"""Where'd my boomerang go?"" Under there ""Under where?"" Hahaha I just made you say ""underwear"" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*"

"it's ridiculous to estimate the size of a man's weiner by looking at his hands or feet. just ask him to show you. if it's small, he won't."

"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."