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Joke of the Day
"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""
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"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."
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"What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime."
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"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ^^^Get ^^^it? ^^^To ^^^get ^^^to ^^^""the ^^^other ^^^side""? ^^^She ^^^was ^^^trying ^^^to ^^^kill ^^^herself."
"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king."
"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."