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"That awkward moment when... When Mars has more water than California..."
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"Why do black people hate chainsaws Because when you start them they go run nigga nigga nigga"
"C-3PO Papa, when C-3PO is naked, he is see-through PO (My 5 1/2 y/o just came up with this. I think it's funny, for a 5 y/o :-))"
"A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site... ...what happens next will shock you!!!"
"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"
"What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a Lentil on my face."
"Earlier I joked that Toronto was the capital of Canada. ""Joked"" being the operative word. Everyone knows only real countries have capitals."
"Why did the Jedi take his MIDI controller into the pool. He wanted to increase his MIDI chlorine count?"
"What's the opposite of ennui? Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*."
"A German underwear company has released a new line of Bra... They call it... ""Stoppinzam-Fromfloppin"""