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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of ennui? Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the real question is how they got in there."

"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"

"I have nothing to eat All i have is a bunch of old vegetables, but all they do is talk about Vietnam."

"I was walking down the road.. I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex. Amazing what tasers can do these days."

"President Chafee"

"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg? Don't worry he's ""ALRIGHT"" now!"

"Mountain's aren't funny... They're hill areas."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up."

"Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal. He had a ma'lady."