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Joke of the Day
"Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. Everyone is always hanging their meat in it."
Next Joke
"Whenever I'm feeling low, I grab a pen.. and I write something joyful and happy to lift my spirits. Today I'm writing my bosses obituary."
"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"
"I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"
"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"
"What do you call an underwater masochist? A submarine!"
"When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."
"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."
"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But your background check was hilarious."