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Joke of the Day
"My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking."
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"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."
"What's tall, handsome and muscular? Not you!"
"My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don't know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes."
"this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight"
"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."
"Turned off my lights for ""earth hour"". I've never had so many other cars honking at me."
"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers."