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Joke of the Day
"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."
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"If you don't like my selfies, maybe you shouldn't have such a beautiful friend. Maybe you aren't ready to handle that kind of responsibility"
"How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear? Yellow in the front, brown in the back."
"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."
"My girlfriend treats me like God She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something."
"[Meeting] *Gestures to pie chart* ""Now as you can see this chart is not nearly as delicious as it sounds."""
"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."
"There are two kinds of friends: 1. Friends with benefits 2. Friends with potential."
"Did you know the Packers were Trump supporters? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix"
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."