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Joke of the Day

"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."

"Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably."

"Have you ever had sex in the woods? Its fucking in tents!"

"A lot of rappers had Diddy issues when they were growing up."

"A nurse takes out a rectal thermometer from her shirt pocket And thinks, Some asshole has got my pen."

"I asked my grandma to get naked. It's my favourite juice drink."

"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."

"Short joke A priest, rapist and comedian walk into a bar, then the barman says: 'God are you fucking kidding me?!'"

"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""

"Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was ""Baroque""."