164256
Joke of the Day
"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."
Next Joke
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I love Yahoo Answers because no matter how bizarre my question, someone in the world has already thought of it. And thats really comforting."
"If Reza from the show ""Shah's of Sunset"" wrote a book... Would he call it, ""Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"""
"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."
"""Bite me, asshole"" - grammatically correct and scathing ""Bite me asshole"" - kinky pirate"
"What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce."
"What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !"
"Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home."
"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."