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Joke of the Day

"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"

"My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass."

"All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of Chips!!!"

"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"

"MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*"

"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."

"If you run through an airport yelling ""Marybeth I love you don't go!"" then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance."

"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."

"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."