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Joke of the Day

"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."

"Why is poo tapered? So your arse doesn't slam."

"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."

"Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz."

"New research shows that birthdays are good for your health Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest"

"That moment when you're going to stalk someone and you end up stalking 5 more people because you need to understand the whole conversation."

"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"

"Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim."

"I won the Most Unreliable Employee award. I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in."

"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."