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Joke of the Day
"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."
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"Is ""drunk"" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...."
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"Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex."
"You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."
"tailor's daughter. Did you hear about the tailor's daughter ? She was so good with a needle and thread she never felt a prick til she was 12 years old."
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