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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."
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"The Wizard of Oz is my favorite children's book that teaches us that it's ok to steal shoes from someone as long as they're dead."
"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"
"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to Hungary."
"Why do old men take Viagra... It stops them from rolling out of bed."
"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."
"Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn."