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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"

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"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."

"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."

"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped. ... My uncle doesn't fuck around when he plays Monopoly."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident? It could be your car"

"God and the devil were arguing with each other... ... God says to him ""I've had it! I'm taking you to court."" The devil says back ""yeah? Well where are you going to get a lawyer?"""

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing I've always been a whisk taker."