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Joke of the Day

"In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH."

"Dance like no one is watching! Comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!"

"What do Apple and The Titanic have in common? They both lost the Jack."

"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."

"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"" I said ""scissors, I win!"" and drove off."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."

"I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, I have to take something."

"Total Eclipse Today I tried using a colander to view the eclipse. I think I've strained my eyes."

"Instead of buying a new pair of sunglasses I think I'll just randomly leave $100 somewhere."