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Joke of the Day
"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"
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"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"
"""This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.""- No one at Comedy Central ever"
"They say a a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that'll look me dead in the eye while taking a sh!t on my carpet."
"Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic. They prefer ""trans-fat"""
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"Osama Bon Jovi"
"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine"
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."
"Every Facebook post: *Girl posts lyrics* Elderly woman comments ""Hi lucy. you're so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday"""