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Joke of the Day
"Gabe Newell! Gabe Newell lived from 1962 until Half-Life 3, confirmed!"
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"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."
"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."
"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"
"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."
"You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better."
"is your name melissa? ""yes"" are you married? ""to you sadly"" yes or no please ""yes"" do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?"
"How to describe the YouTube comment section They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... But some, I assume, are good people."
"If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"