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Joke of the Day
"An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please."
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"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? She choked."
"How do you make a Jewish omelette First off all Borrow 6 eggs."
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"I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . ""Are you sexually active?"" Depends on what you mean by ""active"". There are plenty of ""active"" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years."
"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
"Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents? Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck."
"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"
"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."