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Joke of the Day

"An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please."

"Why do artists die early in life? Too many strokes."

"What do you call a horny Egyptian king that ate at White Castle? Toot-N-Cummin!"

"How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people."

"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Where does Daredevil sign contracts? On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt."

"If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards. These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each."

"What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"british cops are calld ""bobbys""& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england"