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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
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"[Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*"
"Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance? There wasn't a punch line."
"I say this to girls at the bar, gets tons of laughs everytime. ""So, what's your number?"""
"What do gay carpenters say... I'd tap that!"
"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""
"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."
"What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to."
"It's impressive how within three minutes of crawling into bed your brain can remind you of 23,472 things going wrong with your life."
"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"