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Joke of the Day
"We're supposed to lose all the trees by 2020 but if we work hard, we can make it by 2018."
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"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."
"Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me."
"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"Guess how I spell distraction? R-E-D-D-I-T"
"What do you...... What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"Boss, I can't come in today. Got a bad case of- *puts hand over phone* -what was it again? Daughter: Boogeritis. *to phone* It's Boogeritis."
"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."
"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."