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Joke of the Day

"What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality? A good start."

"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."

"What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"

"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."

"Have you heard that some bad dogs are running around burning down dog-houses? It's a rash of arfson."

"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."

"The number of STDs I can spell without autocorrect really bothers me."

"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"