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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell!"
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"Someone called my shirt gay today... True. It just came out of the closet today."
"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
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"What do giant steel beams say when they come across a nugget of gold? Au"
"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."
"The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me."
"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."
"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."
"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"