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Joke of the Day

"*wearing an apron and oven mitts* This is an old family recipe *I take a bag of M&Ms out of the freezer*"

"Started to feel bad about my life but just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I Love My Grand-dog"" and I think l'm going to be ok."

"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""

"At a playground, a woman asked a man ""Which kid is yours?"" The man replied ""Haven't decided yet."""

"Three guys are walking down the street, two of them walk into a bar.... the third one ducks"

"Any ship can be a minesweeper once..."

"The size of penis doesn't correlate to the number of sex one will have Proof: the two largest populations in this world: China and India."

"What do you call Islamic death metal? Allahu Rockbar."

"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"

"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."