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"What did the field say to the farmer with no crops? Stop fallowing me!"
"*drinks small coffee after 8pm* *spends rest of life on internet*"
"Einstein's mother asks him ""are you happy."" Einstein replies ""relatively."""
"The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand."
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."
"Him: What's your fantasy, baby Me: Me, you and my cat wearing matching sweatersWHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NACHOS"
"So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot"
"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."