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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather is deceased So I guess that makes me 1/4 Deceased?"
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"Mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween."
"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"
"Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit."
"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."
"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."
"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard? A pillow fight"
"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."