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Joke of the Day
"I froze some paint today. Now it's just one solid color."
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"""You know what, that's some ?.."" ""Calm down you're being irrational right now."""
"I find it hard to dress casually. I always get emotionally involved."
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"
"What do you have when life gives you melons? Dyslexia."
"What did the baby computer call his dad? Data!"
"There's nothing in SkyMall that I don't want to buy."
"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"
"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"
"If someone upsets you, write a nasty letter and file it away before you say something you might regret. Then punch the person in the face."