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Joke of the Day
"One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States is now down to just hair and fingernails."
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"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great."
"A girl just messaged me ""helpmyspacebarisntworkingcouldyoupleaseguvemeanalternative?"" Does anybody know what ternative means?"
"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"
"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"
"If Im being racist, feel free to call me racist...[NSFW] If Im not, you can fuck right off you immigrant cunt."
"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"
"A giant porn conspiracy has been uncovered.... It was run by the illuminaughty"