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Joke of the Day

"What does a promiscuous homosexual have in common with a popular homeless person? They both have a lot of bum buddies."

"how do you confuse a masterbator? 32"

"Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you"

"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."

"Her: is the game almost over? Me: this is just the first half Her: uggghh how many more halves are there? Me: you're pretty"

"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"

"the difference between driving drunk and high drunk drivers run red lights stoned drivers wait for stop signs to turn green"

"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."

"What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016"

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."