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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."
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"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
"the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high (luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from"
"If the universe were not absurd, would it make sense? squid"
"What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common? They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)"
"how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs? none, he ""fell"""
"Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning. To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases."
"I'm like a Ferrero Rocher in that I'm quite nutty and go down nicely with wine. I also come in family size."
"Did you hear about the bear attack at that Chinese Zoo? It was Pandemonium."
"Sometimes I treat my depression, but other times we go dutch."