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Joke of the Day

"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"One problem with autocorrect is that you always end up posting some thong that you didn't Nintendo."

"I lost fifty pounds... Unfortunately, I was in England at the time."

"To tell you the truth, beginning a sentence with ""To tell you the truth"" throws into question all else you've previous said."

"What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !"

"Had to go and find a stepladder yesterday. I never knew my real ladder."

"What do US Jews call Santa? Sennah."

"What does my jokes and cancer have in common? Only my dad gets it."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay."