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Joke of the Day
"Two guys playing poker. One guy not doing anything. Why? He was cardboard."
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"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."
"What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses"
"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."
"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"
"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"
"So I'm making a TV series about a plane hijacking.. We've just shot the pilot."
"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"
"Why do Jewish girls love circumcised dicks? They love anything 10% off"