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Joke of the Day

"My wife tried to lecture me about ""mansplaining""... ...but, as usual, she had it all wrong."

"Was driving today and I saw some chick texting and driving... Pissed me off so much I threw my beer at her."

"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."

"Who is al-Quaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."

"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"

"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."

"Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there."

"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Year's resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."