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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."
Next Joke
"Do not use ""Whoomp! There it is!"" unless it actually is there."
"Are you from Heaven? Because you look like you just died"
"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"
"Good cop: you two could go away for six years each for this Add cop: for a total of twelve years between you"
"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."
"I'm not saying he is out of shape, but... ... he calls the gym 'James' because he doesn't feel familiar enough for nicknames."
"Fool me Once - Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?"
"A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support soon or people will think we're nuts"