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Joke of the Day

"If I had a million dollars i'd pay to have sex with your mum and i'd probably invest the other $999,990"

"Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're ""expecting"""

"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"

"How do African mermaids cover their tits? They use sea bras."

"I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos."

"I saw 2 blind men fighting Today I saw two blind men fighting, so I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers."

"What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common? They have no jobs"

"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"