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Joke of the Day

"Everyone wanted to go to Arch Strength, or Arch Dexterity, even to Arch Luck. Can't for the life of me think why noone wanted to go to Arch Wits."

"5's friend told him his mom makes play doh. Thanks Pinterest. I'm already expected to cook 3 meals a day, now I have to cook their toys too?"

"I tried to start a band called ""999 megs""! Never did get a gig :("

"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."

"My problem is that all food is comfort food"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hold up."

"If I was any hungrier Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me."

"Our forefathers fought against British rule so anyone can become president. For the first time in 240 years, we're regretting that decision."

"They say my generation is completely narcissistic ... They're just jealous ..."

"Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead."