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Joke of the Day

"Where do Canadians play Basketball? In the NB - ""eh"""

"Entropy.... Enjoy it while it lasts!"

"My girlfriend is like Windows... She's 10."

"What does a boat have in common with a ballsack? They both have a lot of seamen"

"Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey. They do, however, say ""zed""."

"I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina."

"I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair."

"A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond? -Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds -What about me? -Enough questions Harambe"

"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I got fired cuz I couldn't concentrate"