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Joke of the Day
"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."
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"yo mama is so fat she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day."
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."
"What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down? Worst case of suicide they have ever seen"
"Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !"
"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."
"What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? A Zimmer frame"
"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
"*swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* Wife: STOP TOUCHING MY FOREHEAD!"
"How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."