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Joke of the Day
"What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables? Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair."
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"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"
"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"
"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."
"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."
"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 12 years old and all mixed up in coke. (sorry if its a repost, haven't seen it yet.)"
"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."
"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."