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Joke of the Day
"Used way too much moisturizer and I may have to call in slick tomorrow."
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"Temperature in the office is set to Dante."
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !"
"T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys."
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!"
"I Masturbated so well last night That when i woke up this morning my dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast!"
"A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, ""First offender?"" The lady replies, ""No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender."" Edit: Grammar."
"Open the door ...... Ooen the door.... Open the door Odour"
"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"