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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."

"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"

"How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver? It's hard to keep track."

"breakfast in bed? babe I thought you said brofest in bed. *gestures at chad and brad to leave* *whispers* we can still play frisbee later."

"What do you call an Italian whore? A pastatute. I'll see myself out."

"Ladies don't pass gas. We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work."

"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"

"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Wait in a dressing room until an employee comes to ask if they can help. Answer yes, pause, then say, ""But I need to be able to trust you"""